A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and

goes to live with a tribe therein. He spends years with the people, teaching

them to read, write and the good Christian ways of the white man. One

thing he particularly stresses is the evils of sexual sin. Thou must not

commit adultery or fornication!!

One day the wife of one of the Tribe's noblemen gives birth to a

white child. The village is shocked and the chief is sent by

his people to talk with the missionary.

"You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black

woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man

that has ever set foot in our village. It doesn't take a genius to work

out what has been going on!"

The missionary replies: "No, no, my good man. You are mistaken. What

you have here is a natural occurrance - what is called an albino.. Look

to thy yonder field. See a field of white sheep, and yet amongst them is

one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief pauses for a moment then says "Tell you what, you don't

say anything about the sheep, I won't say anything about the white child."