Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes

that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she

was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a

flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said

to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take

one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Of course" The

blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said,

"352." This being the correct number, the shepherd was,

understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K.,

I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock." The

blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the

one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.

When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I

have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color,

can I have my dog back?"