LEARN TO SPEAK CHINESE....

Ai Bang Mai Ne = I bumped into the coffee table

Ar U Wun Tu = A gay liberation greeting

Chin Tu Fat = You need a face lift

Dum Gai = A stupid person

Gun Pao Der = An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung = Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding = We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive

Jan Ne Ka Sun = A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia = Approach me

Lao Ze Sho = Gilligan's Island

Lao Zi = Not very good

Lin Ching = An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding = A great achievement of the American space program

Ne Ahn = A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

Shai Gai = A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be = A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne = A small horse

Ten Ding Ba = Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung = A person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan = Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

Wa Shing Kah = Cleaning an automobile

Wai So Dim = Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting = There is no reason to raise your voice

Si-Ling Fan = A device to keep you cool