Dear Diary.....

Aug 12 Moved to our new home in Connecticut. It is so beautiful

here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to

see snow covering them.

Oct 14 Connecticut is the most beautiful place on earth. The

leaves have turned all colors--shaded of red and orange.

Went for a ride through the beautiful mountains and saw

some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the

most wonderful animal on earth. This must be paradise. I

love it here.

Nov 11 Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone

wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will

snow soon. I love it here....

Dec 2 It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed

with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and

cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway.

We had a snowball fight (I won), and when the snow plow

came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a

beautiful place. I love Connecticut.

Dec 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snow plow did his

trick again to the driveway. I love it here.

Dec 19 More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to

get to work. I'm exhausted from shoveling. Fucking

snow plow.

Dec 22 More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters

on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides

around the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling the

driveway. Asshole!

Dec 25 Merry Fucking Christmas! More friggin snow. If I ever get

my hands on the son-of-a-bitch who drives the snow plow, I

swear I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use

more salt on the roads to melt he Fucking ice.

Dec 27 More white shit last night. Been inside for three days

except for shoveling out the driveway after the snowplow

goes through every time. Can't go anywhere, car's stuck in

a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says to expect

another 10" of the shit again tonight. Do you know how

many shovels full of snow 10" is?

Dec 28 The Fucking weatherman was wrong! We got 34" of the white

shit this time. At this rate, it won't melt before the

summer. The snowplow got stuck in the road and the bastard

came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I

told him I had broken six shovels already shoveling all the

shit he pushed into the driveway--I broke my last one over

his Fucking head.

Jan 4 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to

get food and on the way back a damned deer ran in front of

the car and I hit it. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the

car. Those Fucking beasts should be shot. Wish the

hunters had killed them all last November.

May 3 Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the

thing is rusting out from the Fucking salt they put all

over the roads.

May 10 Moved to Georgia. I can't imagine why anyone in their

right mind would ever live in that God-forsaken State of

Connecticut!!