This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire
State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place and
he takes a seat at the bar next to another guy.
"This is a nice place, I've never been here", the first guy says.
"Oh really?", the other replies, "it's also a very special bar".
"Why is that?", the first guy asks.
"Well, you see that painting on the far wall? That's an
original Van Gogh, and this stool I'm sitting on was on
the Titanic."
"Gee, that's amazing!", the first guy says.
"Not only that, but you see that window over there, fourth
from the right? Well, the wind does strange things outside
that window. If you jump out you'll fall about 50 feet before
the wind catches you and you're pushed back up."
"No way, that's impossible", the first guy replies.
"Not at all, take a look", the other man replies and walks
over to the window, followed closely by the first man. He
opens the window, climbs over the sill and falls out. He
drops 10...20...30...40...50 feet, comes to a stop, and
whoosh! He comes right back up and sails back through
the window.
"See, it's fun. You should try it", he says.
"Try it, I don't even believe I saw it!", the first man shouts.
"It's easy. Watch, I'll do it again". And with that, he falls
out the window again. He drops 10...20...30...40...50 feet,
comes to a stop, and whoosh! He comes right back up
and sails back through the window.
"Give it a try, it's a blast", he says.
"Well, what the heck, I'll give it a try", the first man says
and proceeds to fall out the window. He falls 10... 20...
30... 40...50...60...70...80...90..100 feet and splat!
He ends up as roadkill on the sidewalk.
After watching the first man fall to his death, the other guy
casually closes the window and heads back to the bar and
orders another drink.
The bartender arrives with the drink and says, "You know,
Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk".