This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire

State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place and

he takes a seat at the bar next to another guy.

 

"This is a nice place, I've never been here", the first guy says.

 

"Oh really?", the other replies, "it's also a very special bar".

 

"Why is that?", the first guy asks.

 

"Well, you see that painting on the far wall? That's an

original Van Gogh, and this stool I'm sitting on was on

the Titanic."

 

"Gee, that's amazing!", the first guy says.

 

"Not only that, but you see that window over there, fourth

from the right? Well, the wind does strange things outside

that window. If you jump out you'll fall about 50 feet before

the wind catches you and you're pushed back up."

 

"No way, that's impossible", the first guy replies.

 

"Not at all, take a look", the other man replies and walks

over to the window, followed closely by the first man. He

opens the window, climbs over the sill and falls out. He

drops 10...20...30...40...50 feet, comes to a stop, and

whoosh! He comes right back up and sails back through

the window.

 

"See, it's fun. You should try it", he says.

 

"Try it, I don't even believe I saw it!", the first man shouts.

 

"It's easy. Watch, I'll do it again". And with that, he falls

out the window again. He drops 10...20...30...40...50 feet,

comes to a stop, and whoosh! He comes right back up

and sails back through the window.

 

"Give it a try, it's a blast", he says.

 

"Well, what the heck, I'll give it a try", the first man says

and proceeds to fall out the window. He falls 10... 20...

30... 40...50...60...70...80...90..100 feet and splat!

He ends up as roadkill on the sidewalk.

 

After watching the first man fall to his death, the other guy

casually closes the window and heads back to the bar and

orders another drink.

 

The bartender arrives with the drink and says, "You know,

Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk".