Little Johnny's mother received a phone call from Little Johnny's

teacher. "Little Johnny is having some trouble with the differences between

little boys and little girls," the teacher said. "I wish you would talk to

him." "I'll take care of it," his mother promised.

When Little Johnny got home from school that day, his mother said

"Little Johnny, come with me into my room and close the door." Little Johnny

followed her into her bedroom and closed the door behind him. His mother

looked him straight in the eye and said, "I want you to take off my blouse."

Little Johnny looked surprised, but he shrugged and dutifully removed his

mother's blouse. "Now take off my skirt," his mother said. So Little

Johnny slid his mother's skirt down to the floor. "Now take off my bra,

Little Johnny." Little Johnny hesitated. "Go on," his mother said. So

Little Johnny reached around and undid his mother's bra, and dropped it onto

the floor. Finally, his mother said "Now take off my panties." Little

Johnny paused; then, dutifully, he removed his mother's panties. "Thank you,"

his mother said. She patted his head. "From now on," she added, "please don't

wear my clothes to school."