Mike and Maureen land on Mars. They meet a

Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of

things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market,

if they have laptop computers, how they make money,

etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.

"Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen.

"Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian.

Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to

swap partners for the night and experience one another.

Maureen and the male Martian go off to a

bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a

teeny, weenie member-about half an inch long and just

a quarter inch thick.

"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.

"Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?" "Well," she

replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No

problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead

with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his

member grows until it's quite impressively long.

"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it's

still pretty narrow...." "No problem," he says, and

starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member

grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is

extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!" she

exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad,

passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners

and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Mike

asks "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say

it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about

you?" "It was OK," he replies, "but a little weird.

The whole time she was slapping my forehead and

pulling my ears."